Ann Coulter versus Hilary Clinton

I think a lot of things are, well, maybe stupid is the wrong word. Some things are just kind of inexplicable to me, like..

1) Wooden silhouettes of a woman's fat, pantied butt posted in your garden
2) For that matter, concrete geese with clothes on. Wow...
3) Covering bumpers with bumper stickers
4) Or those fake bullet holes on your trunk
5) Ray Nagin being re-elected in New Orleans. What, people want swimming pools for their buses again?
6) American Idol.
7) San Francisco
8) Hilary Clinton

There are more, but that is a start. There are some things that are so cool, I don't understand why everyone doesn't just get it?

1) The TV show - 24 Jack Bauer, baby!
2) The NBA Playoffs
3) Dogs
4) Marriage to the right person
5) Jesus (Always did good, never did wrong, lived entirely for others- what's not to like, seriously???)
6) Your own kids (Yeah, some people hate their own kids, go figure?)
7) Abalone fresh from the sea
8) Ann Coulter

Anyway, someone some people love and some hate is Ann Coulter, who is kind of a conservative attack dog of a female author/humorist. Unlike Al Franken, she tells the truth and she is funny. But she isn't necessarily nice. Ann never sees an envelope she doesn't want to push. In her latest book, Godless, Ann takes on some liberal icons with gloves off. Wa-a-a-a-a-a-ay off!

Now, unlike myself, Ann really doesn't seem to care if she is nice or not. I try to go for truth without going for the jugular. Ann thinks the jugular is where debate begins! But that is one incredibly witty and intelligent woman...very hot, too, in a tall and lanky way.

Meanwhile, there is Hilary Clinton, erstwhile Presidential candidate for 2008, who has excoriated Ann since the publication of Godless. Hilary thinks she can get some political mileage out of attacking the attack dog herself. It made me think...

Ann versus Hilary

I want to see it. No speeches prepared in advance, just Ann and Hilary brought without advisors into a room filled with randomly selected people who will ask questions and allow the two of them to begin a dialogue/debate. Let them go head to head and see who has wit and wisdom and can think on her feet.

Yeah, I'm being nice, since Condi would likely wipe out both of them. But then Condi and Ann would agree on too many things so that would be boring. With Hilary and Ann, we get fireworks and fun!

That's what I want for Father's Day.