Slogan for Moonbats contest
The blogger who can come up with the best slogan for the moonbats over at Democratic Underground will have his blog added to my blogroll. If he/she doesn't have a blog, or he/she is already on my blogroll I will just write a congratulatory posting with their name in the title.
Frank at IMAO got me thinking about this when I read his hilarious posting "The Universal Democratic Underground Thread" which really rocks out! Frank recently married his T-shirt babe, by the way, so he has good taste in women to go along with his cockeyed brand of humor.
Anyway, some kind of slogan is what I am looking for, something like "Drinking the Socialist Kool-Aid since 2001," or "What I do when I'm not planning my move to France," or, well, hopefully you can do better than me. The contest will run for one week and end exactly seven days after the end of the Super Bowl.
Here is a link to provide you with material and give you a few outright guffaws besides!
This is entirely off the subject, but to inspire one and all I will share my 2004 pre-election poem written in honor of John F Kerry!
Lest we get Kerry’d away
There once was a soldier who came home from war
A little bit sad and a little bit sore.
He cried and complained and when people listened
He eventually became a politician!
He went from a buzzhead to a bit of a hippy
Who asked all the rich girls to squeeze his bippy
Then acquired manners as if born to the manor
And then he became a United States Senator
Now he tells everyone that everything’s bad
And Bush is the reason they all should be sad
But he is their hero and he is their man
Because, my friends, he’s concocted a plan!
I suppose he will tax us, and tax us some more
Until those who have money will find kinder shores
If the rich don’t stay here and create jobs for us
Won’t his welfare state collapse and go bust?
We’ll appease the terrorists and be nice to them
And pretend we don’t notice when they’ve hemmed us in
And just when it seems that we don’t have a chance
We’ll follow the leader right over to France!
Frank at IMAO got me thinking about this when I read his hilarious posting "The Universal Democratic Underground Thread" which really rocks out! Frank recently married his T-shirt babe, by the way, so he has good taste in women to go along with his cockeyed brand of humor.
Anyway, some kind of slogan is what I am looking for, something like "Drinking the Socialist Kool-Aid since 2001," or "What I do when I'm not planning my move to France," or, well, hopefully you can do better than me. The contest will run for one week and end exactly seven days after the end of the Super Bowl.
Here is a link to provide you with material and give you a few outright guffaws besides!
This is entirely off the subject, but to inspire one and all I will share my 2004 pre-election poem written in honor of John F Kerry!
Lest we get Kerry’d away
There once was a soldier who came home from war
A little bit sad and a little bit sore.
He cried and complained and when people listened
He eventually became a politician!
He went from a buzzhead to a bit of a hippy
Who asked all the rich girls to squeeze his bippy
Then acquired manners as if born to the manor
And then he became a United States Senator
Now he tells everyone that everything’s bad
And Bush is the reason they all should be sad
But he is their hero and he is their man
Because, my friends, he’s concocted a plan!
I suppose he will tax us, and tax us some more
Until those who have money will find kinder shores
If the rich don’t stay here and create jobs for us
Won’t his welfare state collapse and go bust?
We’ll appease the terrorists and be nice to them
And pretend we don’t notice when they’ve hemmed us in
And just when it seems that we don’t have a chance
We’ll follow the leader right over to France!