Puff the Darwin Dragon
In honor of Peter, Paul and Mary and whoever and whatever Jackie Paper is or was....
Another failed hypothesis goes up in smoke, hahahaha~~~
Puff the Darwin Dragon lived by the sea
In the unobservable time and space they find necessary
A big bad bolt of lightning hit that rascal Puff
and turned him into DNA and all that coding stuff
Another bolt hit smack into a primordial sea
and made the first cells Puff would need to first begin to be
An earthquake formed the fishies, earthquakes made the bugs
then volcanoes made dinosaurs and hurricanes formed birds
Then one day a tornado grabbed a reptilian thing
and with its twisting vortex it expanded that that thing's brain
A mudslide gave it hair and we had both sloth and bear
Then a lemur's brain got caught in the rain and made him a human
Oh normal men need science and facts and forms employ
But fairy tales and ancestral snails are all just Darwin toys
Little Richie Dawkins loved that rascal Puff
But when he dies the Word implies that God will call his bluff
(everybody sing!)
OH, Puff the Darwin Dragon lived by the sea
In the unobservable time and space they find necessary
A big bolt of lightning hit that rascal Puff
and turned him into DNA and all that coding stuff
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Neither of these are Kraftwerk...
Another failed hypothesis goes up in smoke, hahahaha~~~
Puff the Darwin Dragon lived by the sea
In the unobservable time and space they find necessary
A big bad bolt of lightning hit that rascal Puff
and turned him into DNA and all that coding stuff
Another bolt hit smack into a primordial sea
and made the first cells Puff would need to first begin to be
An earthquake formed the fishies, earthquakes made the bugs
then volcanoes made dinosaurs and hurricanes formed birds
Then one day a tornado grabbed a reptilian thing
and with its twisting vortex it expanded that that thing's brain
A mudslide gave it hair and we had both sloth and bear
Then a lemur's brain got caught in the rain and made him a human
Oh normal men need science and facts and forms employ
But fairy tales and ancestral snails are all just Darwin toys
Little Richie Dawkins loved that rascal Puff
But when he dies the Word implies that God will call his bluff
(everybody sing!)
OH, Puff the Darwin Dragon lived by the sea
In the unobservable time and space they find necessary
A big bolt of lightning hit that rascal Puff
and turned him into DNA and all that coding stuff
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neither of these are Kraftwerk...